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Adopted 3 boys out of foster care, then got pregnant for my beautiful daughter, now currently pregnant again with twins.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

How To Clean Your Toilet

Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put the lid of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse."

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


The Dog

Hey, Buddy....Come see! Why are you hiding under the bed? Aww, you're such a pussy!

Hope you enjoyed the Thursday morning humor. I got this in an email from my dad. I couldn't get the pictures to upload but they were really good. One of a wet cat and another of a dog rolled over laughing.

Have a good day all my fellow kitty lovers.


  • At 7:03 AM, Blogger GLouise said…

    That is hilarious! For a minute, I thought you were going to say that is how you bathe your cats. LOL. I guess I need some caffeine to wake up ;-)

  • At 7:52 AM, Blogger Just another Jenny said…

    I enjoyed it as a dog lover!

  • At 8:17 AM, Blogger WyldJoker said…

    I woke the kids up from their naps from laughing so hard! thanks for the laugh, I needed one! :-)

  • At 8:43 AM, Blogger soralis said…

    That's just too funny!! I would love to have a dog that is that much fun!! LOL!

    Take care

  • At 4:04 PM, Blogger Kitkat said…

    I am still rolling with laughter. This is hilarious!!!


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